February 2012
15 posts
You do make me feel funny: Hugh Laurie Clears Up... →
mrlaurie:
New York newspaper alleged this week that Hugh Laurie had opted to end the run of Fox’s House because he was tired of the show. The story, though, was based on old quotes from Laurie, given long before Fox announced the end of the show. In this exclusive statement, Laurie responds to the…
Summary of Nobody's Fault:
*blood splattered everywhere*
me: omg this is some scurry shit
*in meeting room*
cofield: do you have any questions before we get started?
house: yeah.. who the hell are you?
cofield: well i was in casino royale and most recently the ides of march
*OPENING CREDITS*
foreman: please, you have to help me to solve this thing
house: *heavenly music* I AM GOD
*back in meeting room*
cofield: did you just take vicodin?
house: lol you must be new
*ddx'in in the house tonight*
park: thanks for slapping me with the file
house: chase, a doctor who actually takes the time to read the lab reports--
chase: aw thx bbz
chase: oh no wait i take that back considering you've dyed my hair ginger
*patient room*
schoolchild: simon harris filmed the whole explosion on his phone--
patient: little shit
schoolchild: it got like over 75 thousand hits already
patient: wow tumblr famous does he have a faq too?
*back in meeting room*
cofield: he had on a what?
park: gas mask
cofield:
park:
me: sweet jesus your eyes are gorgeous in that mask, i'll have to gif that later
*foreman and cofield standing by a rainy window*
cofield: you chose me because you thought i'd have your back
foreman: yeah bro
cofield: ~eric~ don't be silly gurl
foreman: fml
*patient room*
chase: why can i never seem to put gloves on in the allocated time
patient: YEAH I CAN MAKE AN EARTHQUAKE UP IN HERE
chase: *fighting*
patient: *fighting*
chase: *fighting*
patient: *fighting*
me: erm yeah can no one hear the crashes and bangs and stuff no?
*TAUB SAVES DAY*
adams: oh my god
chase: yeah my shirt really matches my tie today i'm rather proud
adams:
taub:
chase: ohhhhh right yeah you're reacting to the scalpel lodged in my heart
me: shit
my dog: shit
*slow mo of scalpel and chase falling to the ground*
*operating room*
me: oh god that person got to practically hug hugh when they put the surgical bib on him
house: not chase, the patient
adams: you're ddx'ing?!
house: like a boss
house: park come with me
park: fuq u
*cut to chase waking up after surgery*
chase: can't feel my legs
taub:
park:
house:
chase: GIVE ME SOME FUCKING REASSURANCE HERE
*patient moved to different hospital*
house: *looks on* I WANT YOU BACK, I WANT YOU BACK, I WANT YOU BACK FOR GO-- oh hey patient's wife ~medical stuff~
patient's wife: you've been wrong every time
house: this time i'm right
patient's wife: *enters elevator* nice try goodbye
house: *holds door open*
patient's wife: move your cane please
house: that's what she sai-- okay, not the time for jokes..
*decision day*
cofield: i'm about to say house is suspended but just before i say it, let's hear from this rude woman who entered the room at such a convenient time
rude woman/patient's wife: house was right
cofield: so as i was saying - house you're free to go :D
house: coward
me: house you really don't know when to stop do you? did you like it in prison? DID YOU? where is wilson actually
*chase learning how to walk*
house: i'm sorry
chase: don't care
house: k
*END CREDITS*
January 2012
37 posts
MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
A Theater Near You: Carlos →
Remezcla readers love to take in culture, but don’t always have the cash for tickets. That’s where we come in. A Theater Near You is Remezcla’s guide to awesome Latin movies for the lazy and broke; you can watch these all at home (because sabemos que son flojos). This is the first installment.
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
18 midcentury modern vacation homes — including a... →
total dream homes.
